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Generic time zone greeting Dominion citizens. Welcome to The Archivist. Ah, perhaps I can front this show and not get killed. So as you can see I am right outside where we have just landed in Levian Bay. It would seem that Artimis Zin has already torn her way through here and has everyone at her beck and call. She's got them unpacking her stuff, setting up camp for her and carrying out research that, as a scientist myself, she should be doing herself. I ended up having to put out flares and collect up a few basic Eldan fragments as the rest of the team had turned into her extended entourage. And you might be wondering why I haven't had her on the show. Well right now she completely disappeared off after the Star-Comm station and in the process sending her camera bots in every direction bar hers.  I will be rebroadcasting after I've found them.

You join me now after I have captured the second of Zin's bots and am now in a settler encampment just reviewing these notes that I've been given by one of the scientists here.  Both Operation Rain Shadow and setting up for the Royal Collegium and Dred researchers is in full effect. I am however wondering if this will go to plan. I've already discovered copses out in the wild, some with very distinct weapons signatures that show an Exile presence.  I even found one of those Black Hood recruits mauled to death in a cave. Why is nearly everything on this planet five times bigger than me?

I'm sorry to do this to you Riff-Raff but I need to get inside of ya. Sorry viewers this is not going to be the best I've televised...They have completely butchered you haven't they and then they do this? Whoever 'fixed' my Scan Bot and told me they had put in a visual transmitter inside was a blatant liar. Zin's has about a gazillion different pieces of equipment for recording. I've only got an empty box attached to the lens. Right...I am cannibalising her bots, or at least attempt to without being killed. And if I don't get killed, then I'll murder each and everyone one of those tech guys that messed with my bot. You can't see what I'm doing right now, but you should be scared!

It's been about ten minutes so, sorry about that. It would seem I can't fix Riff-Raff so my sign out has to change. I'm Graxxus, on Nexus. reporting live with murderous intent and you have hopefully been listening, if they included that, to the Archivist. Part of the Protostar Communications Network, a Protostar Corporation company. Delivering your life to Nexus, for profit!